Game of Thrones: 10 Throne Rooms Fit for a King

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Did last night’s “Game of Thrones” episode leave you all choked up? If you’re like us and can’t get enough, here’s a list of 10 “throne” rooms to keep you entertained until next Sunday. You don’t have to be a Lannister to live like one; each of these bathrooms is in a home for sale, so any one of them could be yours with enough gold. If you want to do your business like a king, just be wary of whoever starts knocking on the other side of that door; they could be looking to dethrone you.

1.) Who wants to sit on an iron throne when they can sit on rich mahogany?

Address:  14930 ALVA Dr
City:  Pacific Palisades, CA
Price: $5,500,000
Listed by: Dan Urbach, Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties

That is mahogany! This throne clearly belongs in the Crownlands, where the King conducts his, um, business. Not only does it look more comfortable than The Iron Throne, but it also has a cup holder! It’s almost as if Rob Baratheon designed it himself. Now Prince Joffrey can sip and … well, you get the idea.

2.) Where the Weirwoods blow

Address:  7980 NW 82nd Ter
City:  Parkland, FL
Price: $2,700,000
Listed by: Gayle Borden, Coldwell Banker Residential RE

This throne room has The North written all over it. I hope it comes with heated floors; we hear winter is coming.

3.) Because there’s no such thing as lion-print

Address:  7185 Fairway Rd
City:  La Jolla, CA
Price: $6,900,000
Listed by: Andrew Nelson, Willis Allen Real Estate

If Cersei Lannister was a modern-day woman, she would want a leopard print throne room at Casterly Rock. Although, she may like a cougar print instead.

4.) In this bathroom, all business smells like roses.

Address: 11645 SW MILITARY Ln
City: Portland, OR
Price: $1,750,000
Listed by: Kathy Hall, Hasson Company Realtors

When Highgarden’s Margaery Tyrell uses this throne room, it needs no air freshener!

5.) Where the Greyjoys get Kraken

Address: 1018 Good Rd
City:  Camano Island, WA
Price: $1,349,900
Listed by: Kimberly Thomas, Realogics Sotheby’s Int’l Rlty

The only warmth on this Iron Island comes from the fireplace next to the bathtub, which is big enough to drown in!

6.) A Tully-worthy toilet

Address: 17681 FOSTER Rd
City:  Los Gatos, CA
Price: $16,000,000
Listed by: Joe Piazza, Alain Pinel Realtors

“The Seven Kingdoms piss and the Riverlands change clothes” … probably in a bathroom that looks like this. This blue loo would fit right in at Riverrun.

7.) The Red Woman is very particular about her shower décor.

Address: 2747 PARADISE
City: Las Vegas, NV
Price: $6,500,000
Listed by: Cristine Lefkowitz Jensen, Synergy Sothebys International

Be careful, the showerhead may spout fire instead of water. And it has a shadow.

8.) A water closet for wildlings!

Address: 2800 Pacific Ave
City: San Francisco, CA
Price: $8,900,000
Listed by: Patricia Lawton, Alain Pinel, REALTORS

If the wildlings ever bathed, this is where they would go. Hopefully there aren’t any white walkers hidden behind those walls.

9.) Dracarys!

Address: 16929 W MARCOS DE NIZA Dr
City: Surprise, AZ
Price: $769,000
Listed by: Katherine Malkin, Baird & Warner

This fiery commode can only be appreciated by the Mother of Dragons herself, Daenerys of House Targaryen. If you look closely you can find her sun and stars.

10.) I’m getting an Eyrie feeling about this.

Address: 12335 STONEBROOK Ct
City: Los Altos Hills, CA
Price: $27,000,000
Listed by: Art Sharif, Sothebys Intl Rlty

The Eyrie might be a terrible place for a prisoner, but we’re pretty sure Lady Lysa warms her cold heart in a tub like this, where her only concern in the world is a wrinkled little finger – err, wrinkled fingers.

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Alanna is the celebrity real estate expert at Redfin and oversees the Fun & Fabulous content for the Redfin Real-Time blog. Before coming to Redfin, Alanna was a local TV news producer and dabbled in the world of reality TV production. Her dream home would be a duplex in NYC with a balcony, washer/dryer and a dishwasher. Redfin is a full-service real estate brokerage that uses modern technology to make clients smarter and faster. For more information about working with a Redfin real estate agent to buy or sell a home, visit our Why Redfin page.

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