{"id":589,"date":"2008-10-01T12:15:40","date_gmt":"2008-10-01T19:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redfindevelop.wpengine.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/we_were_the_cool_guys.html"},"modified":"2025-07-01T05:52:23","modified_gmt":"2025-07-01T12:52:23","slug":"we_were_the_cool_guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redfin.com\/news\/we_were_the_cool_guys\/","title":{"rendered":"&#034;We Were The Cool Guys.&#034;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Watching the credit crisis destroy Wall Street this week, it was hard not to think of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thislife.org\/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=355\">the mortgage episode of &#8220;This American Life,&#8221;<\/a> which aired many months ago.<br \/>\nClarence Nathan: <em>I wouldn&#8217;t have loaned me the money. And nobody that I know would have loaned me the money. I know guys who are criminals who wouldn&#8217;t loan me that and they break your knee-caps. I don&#8217;t know why the bank did it. 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