The worst experience with loan / underwriting I have ever experienced.
You ever stand on a trunk line, or 40,000 psi fire hose that has been unleashed, runaway water pressure or sewage line exposure into the public domain?
Well make an appointment with Debbie. She will run her mouth for 3 hours, then fail to address any of your concerns in those 3 hours, sucking out all the air in the room.
If you're really missing some attention and/or suffer from persistent debilitating loneliness, give iMortgage a try. They'll fill up your life with quadrillions of words, and take you town.
Hey you'll only be on the hook for 30 years.
At least you'll have iMortgage to talk to. right?