This Fantastic cattle ranch is located just east of Highway 271 in northern Upshur county. Located only 2 hours east of Dallas Texas and 50 miles minutes north of Tyler Texas. The Funny Farm Ranch offers a very unique mix of East Texas timber land and great pasture land for cattle grazing as well as a nice hay meadow for hay production. The property offers a stocked 5 acre lake. A large set of steel working pens and nice corral makes it easy to work cattle in any season. Numerous outbuildings and barns on the property. Large Barn for equipment storage to keep you equipment and implements out of the weather. Newer 30x50 shop with concrete floors. Concrete cattle guards at most main gates. 2400 sqft Brick home 3 bedroom 2 bath with large family room.
Single-familyProperty Type
1984Year Built
95.91 acresLot Size
$395Est. Price/Sq.Ft.
2 car garageParking
Listed by Mitch Mayben• Mayben Realty - Pittsburg
Bought with Mitch Mayben• Mayben Realty - Pittsburg
*Taxable value of land and structures on it ("additions") is determined regularly by local assessors and does not affect market price.
Public record
Beds
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Baths
1
Stories
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Lot width
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Lot depth
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Lot size
96.1 Acres
Year renovated
—
Sq. Ft.
4,592
Year built
1984
Style
Ranch
County
Upshur County
APN
000000051864
Parking Spaces
—
Basement
—
Accessible
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HOA Dues
—
Garage
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Features
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Last updated by owner on Jul 22, 2026.
Property details
Parking
Parking/Garage Information
Has Garage
# of Garage Spaces: 2
Parking Features: Concrete, Gravel
Interior
Bathroom Information
# of Full Bathrooms: 2
Heating & Cooling
Has Cooling
Cooling: Ceiling Fan(s), Central Air
Has Heating
Heating: Electric, Central
Interior Features
Interior Features: Walk-In Closet(s)
Appliances: Range
Exterior
Exterior Features
Patio And Porch Features: Covered, Porch
Roof: Composition
Building Information
# of Stories Total: 1
Construction Materials: Brick Veneer
Has Home Warranty
Property Features
Other Structures: Storage
Property Information
Property Type: Farm
Property Sub Type: Single Family Residence
Raw Mls Property Sub Type: Single Family Detached
Lot Information
Lot Size Acres: 95.911
Financial
Tax Information
Tax Annual Amount: $4,465.22
Utilities
Utility Information
Sewer: Septic Tank
Location
Schools Information
Elementary School: Gilmer
Middle Or Junior School: Gilmer
High School: Gilmer
Location Information
Directions: From Pittsburg Take HWY 271 South toward Gilmer and turn left onto Tulip RD. Left on water lily Road. and Right on SUMAC road. Continue on Sumac about 3/4 of a mile and see sign and property on the right.
Public facts
Beds: —
Baths: 1.0
Sq. Ft.: 4,592
Stories: —
Lot Size: 96.1 acres
Style: Ranch
Year Built: 1984
Year Renovated: —
County: Upshur County
APN: 000000051864
Home facts updated by county records on Jul 22, 2026
Around this home
Schools
Gilmer Elementary School
Public K-4 • Assigned • 9.6mi
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Bruce Junior High School
Public 7-8 • Assigned • 12.1mi
6/10
Gilmer High School
Public 9-12 • Assigned • 11.4mi
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Lifestyle
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Climate risks
1/10 Flood Factor
Minimal risk of a flood reaching the building in the next 30 years
6/10 Fire Factor
9% chance of being in a wildfire in next 30 years
7/10 Heat Factor
7 days above 111° expected this year, 25 days in 30 years
6/10 Wind Factor
27% chance of strong winds in next 30 years
2/10 Air Factor
1 unhealthy days expected this year, 1 days in 30 years
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Sun exposure
In this area, properties receive around 9.9 hours in
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Estimated sale price
$902,000 – $1.09M
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